There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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