Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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