hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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