So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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