So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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