Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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