Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
