Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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