i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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