I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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