Don't you send me to vm
I look better un-naked...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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