whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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