Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My feet surprised me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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