He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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