i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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