What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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