Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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