There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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