question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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