Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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