did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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