ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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