Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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