google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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