I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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