Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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