But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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