I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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