Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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