I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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