Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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