butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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