i don't like sucking hair
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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