Pants 0. Shit 1.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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