On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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