There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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