I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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