At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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