He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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