remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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