if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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