no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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