hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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