i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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