all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
