I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
