that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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