You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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