Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
don't judge my taste in strippers
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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