She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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