Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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