he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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