You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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