Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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